he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
