Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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