I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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