all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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