Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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