what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
