Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
