Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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