You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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