i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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