erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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