we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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