so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love having hate sex.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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