I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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