What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
