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• (703): View more from Virginia

  No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake

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• (360): View more from Washington

  super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Yes. Highly encouraged though.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while

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• (415): View more from California

  Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.

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