How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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