let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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