I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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