I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I have already put on my inside pants.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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