Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
