Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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