You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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