Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
