no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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