Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
