I love black thongs
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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