So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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