wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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