no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Can I color on your dick again?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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