Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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