so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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