Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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