He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
