Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Where is the hickey?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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