Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
