You're so nebulous sometimes
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Randomize
