'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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