There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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