i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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