I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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