Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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