You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Too much gin, very little bucket
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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