Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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