what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I enjoy the company of your penis
its liver damage thursday
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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