He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
