That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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