but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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