come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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