New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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