I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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