I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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