she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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