it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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